Chaosbunker – PowerGamerBars

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Level Up Your Game with our new Chaosbunker PowerGamerBars!

Are you ready to take your gaming skills to the next level? Our powerbar – available for the start in three different flavours SprueGoo, DizZztraction and Greasy Cover – are not just snacks, they are your secret weapon upgrade in your next battle!

Gr'Easy Cover: The ultimate boost for gamers who don't compromise. With this bar, you're ready to take on any challenge and show off your skills! Never worry about having a clear coat on your miniature. With the grease from peanuts and bacon you will coat your miniatures while gaming. Play smart, play hard!

DizZztraction: Don't be distracted! This bar with apple sauce and laxatives ensures that you stay focused while conquering the wargaming world. No time for breaks – just pure concentration! Because how could you worry about loosing that game, if those die rolls are the least of your problem.

SprueGoo: The blunt kick that gives you the energy to game for hours. Perfect for those long nights when you're putting your opponents in their place! With Zero Nutrition and 100% microplastics, everybody will be so distracted by you chomping on that bar, that nobody will notice your unpainted miniatures!

And if the PowerGamerBars aren't enough - there is alway more! Try our new PowerGamerWhey. 100% ground dice powder and we only used those which rolled 6's. Boost your dice rolls - get in there!

Ditch the boring snacks that only give you a short energy boost. Get the power you need to dominate the game! Our bars are specially designed for power gamers who know that true strength comes from within.

Grab them and leave the competition behind!

Pre-order starts Wednesday, April 2nd on 11 am.